I hate you. Most women hate you. Those that don’t hate you probably haven’t met you yet and simply don’t know that they hate you, but they do; because you’re a gross man-child who believe that ‘men’s rights’ need to exist and uses the word desire freely in sentences. Please, please, please stop using the word desire, “I desire you.” is quite possibly one of the creepiest things a man can say to a woman and it makes us wonder if we should have bought that mace on Ebay after all.
Now it’s not that I think you’re a bad person, you probably just got confused along the way, maybe a couple of women rejected you and someone told you that you need to stand up for yourself and be aggressive and dominant ALL. THE. TIME. But you don’t, you don’t even have to be dominant half of the time, in fact you can just be yourself; you’ll find a girl that is right for you, who’s interested in you and it won’t be because of a persona you cooked up because a half wit on the interwebs told you too.
But here’s where we have a problem, now you’re the half wit, and you’re going out there telling men that they should just take a girl home and put their cock in her hand, telling other innocent gents to act like this man and you’re putting women down as sluts that just need, to paraphrase Kevin Smith, a good deep dicking. And none of that is cool, literally none of it.
Women are not your playthings and your ‘game’ is shooting you in the foot; we’re all standing over in the corner of the bar mocking you and wondering where you could have possibly learned that behaviour.
Next time you think about giving advice to an impressionable young man think twice, think about your mother or your sister or a girl who once smiled at you for no reason at all but THINK before you tell a man that it’s OK to; “Decide that you’re going to sit in a position where you can rub her leg and back. Physically pick her up and sit her on your lap. Don’t ask for permission. Be dominant. Force her to rebuff your advances.…” Because that advice is wrong, wrong, wrong. Seriously WRONG. What are you thinking? Pick her up? Do you know how many women like to be picked up by strangers in bars? Exactly none of them. Also the Santa Claus fetish is so 1999. Come on get with the times.
I’m tired of seeing you share your ill fated advice with the world, I’m tired of hearing you shame all the women of Toronto because they didn’t fall for your bullshit game and you had to go home and spend the night with your hand (again) but most of all I’m tired of the utter lack of respect for your fellow person – we are all human beings and we all deserve an equal level of respect. Sidebar: Did you know that if you’re nice, funny, entertaining and not a sleezeball, oozing cheese all over our super cute shoes we might actually be more inclined to hang out with you more than once? Being genuine is cool and it works. Also bow-ties, bow-ties are cool.
Instead of thinking up ways to, ‘up your game’ maybe you should just have a conversation with someone, without pushing your groin up against them so that they can ‘feel your erection.’ Because these real men you’re so desperate to be… they know how to talk to women without checking r/seduction first.
Best of luck to you all.